I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm at about main and main street
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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