When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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