Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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