I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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