Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.