Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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