we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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