Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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