They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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