she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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