So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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