Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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