I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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