Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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