I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm always down for nudity.
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