Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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