shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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