why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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