i don't like sucking hair
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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