No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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