Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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