I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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