Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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