If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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