i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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