he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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