Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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