we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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