its not stalking. its research.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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