none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
id be glad to
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Come see our sink grown plant.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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