yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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