You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
high people should be assigned attendants
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Randomize
