Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
