i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
