Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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