Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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