I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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