Ambien. No doubt about it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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