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(313): View more from Michigan

thanks...oh and i got my period

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told you

(313): View more from Michigan

oh hush

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(253): View more from Washington

i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me

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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'll always be here to give you immoral support.

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(305): View more from Florida

Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.

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(315): View more from New York

just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.

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