And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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