Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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