The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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i came on her dog
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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