So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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