Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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