never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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