the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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