She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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