do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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