Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm at about main and main street
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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