How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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