Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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